Salty came into the office today after hearing from us on a poster apparently. I don't remember when the fuck we started advertising with posters but who am I to turn him away. Whoever is out there making us look good and paying money to have posters made, thanks! Anyways, Salty is in the Navy and didn't want us to use his real name or show his name-tape. He currently has a girlfriend who thinks he is out doing a photo shoot. I picture a poor housewife from the early 1920's at home scrubbing the wooden kitchen floor while her dreamy Sailor husband is out strutting his stuff, filming porn. But that probably isn't the case. I'm sure she has linoleum by now though. Salty is currently stationed in Norfolk, VA and is out here in San Diego training for his job. He is 20 years old and ready for "whatever".