Derek contacted us and, no shit, his first line to us was "I was born for this shit!". It's sort of comical how many guys say that, then suck on camera. Not literally, unfortunately. He is stationed here at 32nd street Naval Base in San Diego. A Seahawks fan at heart but loves multiple sports. He tells us about getting caught jacking off while deployed but he seems pretty nervous the whole time. You decide and tell us what you think in the comments below!